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my aunty was dricing me and my 5 year old cousin zack in the car, we went over a bump..
zach: (laighing) my willy went to australia
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(After camping out all weekend)
Chase: Mom - can I please stay home today and make more s'mores?
Me: No! You can't just stay home from school to make s'mores all day.
Chase: No, we can play video games too, not just do one thing all day! Gosh Mom!! -
Me and my grand daughter were sitting on the couch watching TV and out of no where she says gram-pa looks like your getting younger, you have black hair coming out of your grey hair.
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Funniest thing out of the blue came out of grand daughter today. Just getting in from school to gram-pas place, she says. Gram-pa what is that smell, whatever it is it smells old."
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Me: Aren't you guys lucky?? Dozens of Valentine's Day cards from friends and family, a party at school and tons of candy! What more could a kid want besides lots of love and candy?
Chase and Omar (in unison): Video Games!! -
My daughter (5) is sitting at the table waiting for breakfast, when she yells " oh gross". I says whats wrong. she said I was just about to eat a booger and there was a hair in it, thats so gross mom. Ewwww is all I could say!
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Okay so my little cuz was staying at mine while his dad was working he is 6.
Me: Wait there while I go on the loo
Him: Kay but don't get your willy every where
Me: What? I am a girl. Girl's don't have willys!
Him: Ohhhhhh yeah, you have circle with a willy inside don't you??!!
Me:*Laughing* I am just going to the loo now!
I go upstairs and here him shouting from downstairs.
Me: Are you ok?
Him:YES i know what its called, A BAGINA!
Me: Okay, lets go on the wii now!
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over the summer we took the kids on a road trip that we decided we would just make a weekend of it and had to go to the local wal-mart well jade (3) kept trying to walk faster then everyone so i told her listen someone could take you if you don't stay with mommy she then replied No one will get me cuz i will yell "LET ME GO YOU FREAK'N B!*@$, AND THE COPS WILL GET ME AND THEM...and she didn't say it none to quiet.
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a week before xmas my 3 year old yelled to me mom can santa see me so i replied back yes hunny he can! i then heard Awe...NO! so i left what i was doing to see what she was getting in to only to find her settingon the POTTY! she now thinks if shes potty changeing or takeing a bath santa can't see her..
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Lucien [4 yrs]: Mom, when I get a little bit older, Daddy is going to get me a baby gun.
Me: You mean a BB gun?
Lucien: No Mom, a Bay-bee gun (said very slowly for people who need extra help). It's the most dangerous kind of gun there is.
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