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    When my neice was in kindergarten (5 years old), her teacher asked she knew where she was born. Emily proudly announced "Lutheran Genital Hospital" (instead of Lutheran General Hospital). We are still laughing about this three years later!

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    #242
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    they will see u naked lol

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    #241
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    When asked how she waters the plants at school, my friends daughter Audrina responded, "you just have to look at them, the teacher already does that".

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    my aunty was dricing me and my 5 year old cousin zack in the car, we went over a bump..
    zach: (laighing) my willy went to australia
    lol it was soooo funny

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    #234
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    (After camping out all weekend)
    Chase: Mom - can I please stay home today and make more s'mores?
    Me: No! You can't just stay home from school to make s'mores all day.
    Chase: No, we can play video games too, not just do one thing all day! Gosh Mom!!

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    #231
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    Me and my grand daughter were sitting on the couch watching TV and out of no where she says gram-pa looks like your getting younger, you have black hair coming out of your grey hair.

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    #230
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    Funniest thing out of the blue came out of grand daughter today. Just getting in from school to gram-pas place, she says. Gram-pa what is that smell, whatever it is it smells old."

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    #229
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    Me: Aren't you guys lucky?? Dozens of Valentine's Day cards from friends and family, a party at school and tons of candy! What more could a kid want besides lots of love and candy?
    Chase and Omar (in unison): Video Games!!

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    #228
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    My daughter (5) is sitting at the table waiting for breakfast, when she yells " oh gross". I says whats wrong. she said I was just about to eat a booger and there was a hair in it, thats so gross mom. Ewwww is all I could say!

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    #227
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    Okay so my little cuz was staying at mine while his dad was working he is 6.
    Me: Wait there while I go on the loo
    Him: Kay but don't get your willy every where
    Me: What? I am a girl. Girl's don't have willys!
    Him: Ohhhhhh yeah, you have circle with a willy inside don't you??!!
    Me:*Laughing* I am just going to the loo now!
    I go upstairs and here him shouting from downstairs.
    Me: Are you ok?
    Him:YES i know what its called, A BAGINA!
    Me: Okay, lets go on the wii now!
    LOL it was so so funny :)

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    #226

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