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    My daughter (5) is sitting at the table waiting for breakfast, when she yells " oh gross". I says whats wrong. she said I was just about to eat a booger and there was a hair in it, thats so gross mom. Ewwww is all I could say!

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    Okay so my little cuz was staying at mine while his dad was working he is 6.
    Me: Wait there while I go on the loo
    Him: Kay but don't get your willy every where
    Me: What? I am a girl. Girl's don't have willys!
    Him: Ohhhhhh yeah, you have circle with a willy inside don't you??!!
    Me:*Laughing* I am just going to the loo now!
    I go upstairs and here him shouting from downstairs.
    Me: Are you ok?
    Him:YES i know what its called, A BAGINA!
    Me: Okay, lets go on the wii now!
    LOL it was so so funny :)

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    #226
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    over the summer we took the kids on a road trip that we decided we would just make a weekend of it and had to go to the local wal-mart well jade (3) kept trying to walk faster then everyone so i told her listen someone could take you if you don't stay with mommy she then replied No one will get me cuz i will yell "LET ME GO YOU FREAK'N B!*@$, AND THE COPS WILL GET ME AND THEM...and she didn't say it none to quiet.

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    a week before xmas my 3 year old yelled to me mom can santa see me so i replied back yes hunny he can! i then heard Awe...NO! so i left what i was doing to see what she was getting in to only to find her settingon the POTTY! she now thinks if shes potty changeing or takeing a bath santa can't see her..

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    Lucien [4 yrs]: Mom, when I get a little bit older, Daddy is going to get me a baby gun.
    Me: You mean a BB gun?
    Lucien: No Mom, a Bay-bee gun (said very slowly for people who need extra help). It's the most dangerous kind of gun there is.

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    #223
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    For weeks now my six year old was asking for a hot tub in the living room for Christmas.. The other day she said.. "Mom, that's just silly.. There's NO way Santa will be able to get that down the chimney.. "

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    #222
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    So my six year old has her first loose tooth.. She expressed that she hopes it doesn't fall out until Christmas. I asked why? Her response was.. "then I would get a visit from both Santa AND the toothfairy.. And well Mom, that would be a Christmas Miracle"... She's such a ham!

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    Lucien (3 yrs): Mom, do Nana and Grandpa have a Mommy and Daddy?
    Me: Yes
    Lucien: Where are they? Are they Dead?
    Me: Yes
    Lucien: Why?
    Me: Well, when people get really old, they die
    Lucien: Are you old?

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    I walked in the door yesterday and Chase (8) had several bumps on his cheeks.
    Me: "Chase, what happend buddy - where did all those bumps come from? I hope you are not getting chicken pox."

    Chase: "That's impossible! Everyone knows you get chicken pox when a chicken bites you and I havent even been near any live chickens."

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    Dylan(3) points to telegraph/telephone poles and I tell him that the Internet comes down these wires.
    Dylan: "Yes, and telephone comes down them too." he pauses for a moment thinking and then continues, "But not chairs, chairs are too big..."

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