• Somewhere, Earth

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      Mommy,what's this?
      A lady bug.
      What if it's a boy?

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      The crescent moon hung like a glowing hammock as we made our way around the ice rink. I pointed to it. "See the moon?" The little guy kept skating as he nonchalantly said "Oh that's not the moon." Confused I asked "Oh it isn't?" and he replied as he looked up at it,"No that's God smiling down on us."

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      Me:Don't throw stuff in the house.
      Little Man:Why not?
      Me:Becuase if you break something you'll get a spanking.
      Little Man: Yay!It's like a video game!
      Me:Sigh..

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      Honey,don't jump on the bed...
      But why?
      Because everytime I turn around you're getting hurt.
      Well don't turn around.

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      I kissed the babies cheek this morning and he looked in the mirror."Mommy I can't see your kiss."..."Well that's because it went straight from my lips to your heart."...."Can I have an x ray machine?"

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      Driving to school this morning:
      BABY:If the elves make all of Santa's toys how come I see them at the toy stores?
      ME:Well honey,those are left overs from the kids who got on the naughty list.
      I smirk as I look in the rear view mirror at his worried expression.

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      The world according to Luke: "I was born and I was a baby. Then I was two, then three and a kid. Now I'll be 4 and I'll be a big kid." That about sums it up!

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      he asked "what is that?" I said "it's a sandtray", he answered " where's the sand, I see rice, don't you mean ricetray?"

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      Lucien (6 years): The boys down the street were telling me to use my finger tips to dribble instead of my palm
      Me: Probably good advice
      Lucien: you use your feet in basketball, right?
      Me: No. That’s soccer.
      Lucien: um, Mom…You use your feet to RUN and JUMP; That’s part of the game, a big part! [sad look of disappointment]

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      Lucien(6 years) [playing chef]: Would you like the special?
      Me:What’s the special?
      Lucien:It’s frog legs, but they’re kind of slimy
      Me: Are they cooked? Because cooked frogs legs kind of taste like chicken.
      Lucien:Yeah well if you want it to taste with flavor you have a raw one!

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