Ha! I officially vote tomorrow be renamed to nexterday. This reminds me of a quote from an old Hitchcock film called The Trouble with Harry. The kid in the film had his days a bit mixed up.
Sam Marlowe: Perharps I'll come back tomorrow. Arnie: When's that? Sam Marlowe: The day after today. Arnie: That's yesterday. Today's tomorrow. Sam Marlowe: It was. Arnie: When was tomorrow yesterday? Sam Marlowe: Today. Arnie: Oh, sure. Yesterday.
Sam Marlowe: Perharps I'll come back tomorrow.
Arnie: When's that?
Sam Marlowe: The day after today.
Arnie: That's yesterday. Today's tomorrow.
Sam Marlowe: It was.
Arnie: When was tomorrow yesterday?
Sam Marlowe: Today.
Arnie: Oh, sure. Yesterday.