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    over the summer we took the kids on a road trip that we decided we would just make a weekend of it and had to go to the local wal-mart well jade (3) kept trying to walk faster then everyone so i told her listen someone could take you if you don't stay with mommy she then replied No one will get me cuz i will yell "LET ME GO YOU FREAK'N B!*@$, AND THE COPS WILL GET ME AND THEM...and she didn't say it none to quiet.

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    a week before xmas my 3 year old yelled to me mom can santa see me so i replied back yes hunny he can! i then heard Awe...NO! so i left what i was doing to see what she was getting in to only to find her settingon the POTTY! she now thinks if shes potty changeing or takeing a bath santa can't see her..

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