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    'Mama, my friend Maisie says that everybody was a monkey once, but look, I don't even have a tail!'

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    Dylan(3) points to telegraph/telephone poles and I tell him that the Internet comes down these wires.
    Dylan: "Yes, and telephone comes down them too." he pauses for a moment thinking and then continues, "But not chairs, chairs are too big..."

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    #217
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    i was putting my pjs on and grace said you need to close the door i asked grace why and grace said becase daddy might see you neaked

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    Last night, Kieran, my 3 year old, in all seriousness said to me; "Mommy, you must go buy another baby." :)

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    Landon (3yo): Daddy, I'm sick.
    Me: Why are you sick?
    Landon: I have little tiny germs in my belly daddy.
    Hilarious!

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    #175
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    Me: I love you Landon.
    Landon (3yo): No daddy, I can't love you because I love mommy!
    Too funny to even be upset! Lol

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    #176
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    Me:I'm dying! I'm starving to death!
    Jarren(7) rolls his eyes: death by starvation takes at least a week!
    Psh, smarty pants! Lol

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    #180
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    Waitress: Now sweety, the plate is very hot.
    2 year old me: Actually, It's a bowl

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    This is a conversation I had with my camper Maya(6) after she sang for me..
    Me: I didn't know you could sing, Maya! What kind of music do you like?
    Maya: Ummm...I like country music.
    Me: No way! Me too. What's your favorite song?
    Maya: I don't know. I guess....God Bless America.
    Me: Oh...THAT kind of country. I like that song too!

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    #154
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    While teaching third grade, I was very pregnant with my first son. A beautiful young lady in my class said to me in the middle of a lesson one day, "Mrs. Brown, are you gonna go on Maury to find out who your baby daddy is?" Her mom was so embarrassed.

    A boy in my class, around the same time, saw my son kick HARD. My belly went way out. He looked at me with huge eyes and said, "Mrs. Brown, I think your baby is trying to get out." I couldn't stop laughing.

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