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    (My daughter, trying to take a pain killer. She tried
    in vain to take the lid off the bottle.)
    Me: "Anna, its a child-proof cap, let me open it up for you!"
    Anna: "How does it know it’s me?!"

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    #165
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    Sean: Mommy, what are you a train or a bus?
    Me: What?
    Sean: Well, you drop off your hair like passengers wherever you go.

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    #84
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    Lucien: "Mom, Do stomach bugs sting you right in the stomach? Is that why you get sick?"

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    Last night, my niece (age 3) and I had the following conversation...
    Elle: Ariel is my favorite!
    Me: Really? I thought Cinderella was your favorite? Why is Ariel your favorite now?
    Elle: (very enthusiastically) Because all of a sudden, she got FEET!

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    #149
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    While teaching third grade, I was very pregnant with my first son. A beautiful young lady in my class said to me in the middle of a lesson one day, "Mrs. Brown, are you gonna go on Maury to find out who your baby daddy is?" Her mom was so embarrassed.

    A boy in my class, around the same time, saw my son kick HARD. My belly went way out. He looked at me with huge eyes and said, "Mrs. Brown, I think your baby is trying to get out." I couldn't stop laughing.

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    #103
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    Riding home from her dad's house. "Thanks, mom." For what, Kate? "Life."

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    #71
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    Wisdom from a 3 year old "if I do know where it is, I remember; If I don't know where it is, I don't remember, that's how it works mom"

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    #29
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    "So what are we gonna do nexterday?"
    "What is nexterday?"
    "You know, the next day after today!"

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    I was babysitting my nieces and nephews one day. It was early morning and they were still sleeping, so I decided to play a hidden object game on my laptop. My niece (4) woke up, came downstairs to see me playing and asked if she could help. I was looking for a bone.
    So she sat down, was moving her finger around the screen trying to find it, and said, "Come on f---ing bone, where are you?!"
    I tried so hard not to laugh. xD

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    #208
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    Me: What would you like for Breakfast?
    Lucien (3 years): How about Blueberry pie?
    Me: We don't have any blueberry pie
    Lucien : I KNOW that, but... you could make one [smile & tilted head with knowing head nod] Right, mom?

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    #193

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