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    Just as we got to the neighborhood pool for a swim, my four year old son said after jumping in " oh darn, they put caffeine in it"

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    #174
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    My daughter, who is a Katy Perry fan but don't know yet how to spell/read, was trying to search for her music videos on Google, but was typing Carte Peru. Carte being the french word of Map, she was raging because she kept getting Maps of Peru instead.

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    with my second grade camper: Aviv (the camper): My side hurts!!! Me: well which side? Aviv: I don't knowwwww

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    I went on a girls camping trip. While I was packing, I heard this conversation.
    Ethan (Talk to his daddy): Daddy, if mommy gets eaten by a bear, you’ll just have to marry a new mommy and I will have to pretend I was in THAT mommy’s belly.

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    #157
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    This is a conversation I had with my camper Maya(6) after she sang for me..
    Me: I didn't know you could sing, Maya! What kind of music do you like?
    Maya: Ummm...I like country music.
    Me: No way! Me too. What's your favorite song?
    Maya: I don't know. I guess....God Bless America.
    Me: Oh...THAT kind of country. I like that song too!

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    #154
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    I was telling a child in my class about my deaf dog and explained how she couldn't hear. The boy (aged 5) seemed confused and suggested "Why don't you write it down for her to read?"

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    #152
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    Alek(3) to a pet store clerk, "How much is the Taco Bell dog?" Clerk says cheerfully, "$800." Alek, outraged, responds with, "WHAT?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??"

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    An old man once asked me for spare change. Alek (4) told him,"If you want money, you should get a job."

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    #147
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    Alek (2) upon meeting a new friend of mine. "Hi lazy!" When her mom heard about it she said he hit the nail on the head.

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    #146
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    David: "Hey wa-wa let's go play hide-n-seek."
    A now aggravated Laura: "My name is not wa-wa, IT'S LA-LA!"

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    #143

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