163 people sharing 198 kidisms
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    (My daughter, trying to take a pain killer. She tried
    in vain to take the lid off the bottle.)
    Me: "Anna, its a child-proof cap, let me open it up for you!"
    Anna: "How does it know it’s me?!"

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    Ian: Mama, how come when you work out your face cries?

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    Alec when he was about 4, pointing to a mangled dead bird - 'What's that?' Me - 'That WAS a seagull. I think it must have died and went to heaven'. Alec - 'Did God throw it back down?'

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    #129
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    Daddy: "Moira, we're going to send a letter to Santa Claus!"
    3-yr-old Moira: "Hmm..... let's send him the letter K."

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    #90
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    "Do you have any lollipops leftover? Because if you do I could eat them for you"
    Aren't kids considerate...

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    #73
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    "So what are we gonna do nexterday?"
    "What is nexterday?"
    "You know, the next day after today!"

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    #1
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    Mom: Oh no, it is going to snow again tonight!
    Maeve (5 years old): Mom, does that mean that I can shave the car off tomorrow morning?

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    #89
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    Alec (Now 6) about a week after we brought his twin sisters home from the hospital - 'Mummy, how long are we keeping them?'

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    While teaching third grade, I was very pregnant with my first son. A beautiful young lady in my class said to me in the middle of a lesson one day, "Mrs. Brown, are you gonna go on Maury to find out who your baby daddy is?" Her mom was so embarrassed.

    A boy in my class, around the same time, saw my son kick HARD. My belly went way out. He looked at me with huge eyes and said, "Mrs. Brown, I think your baby is trying to get out." I couldn't stop laughing.

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    Grandma says to Sean (age 4), come on Sean, we have to leave now, Grandma & Grandpa are buying a house. Sean says "ok, what store are we going to?"

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