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    When my daughter was 8 months old, she passed gas heartily. We all laughed and asked, "What was that?" She pointed to the dog and said, "Doggy."

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    #196
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    Me: What would you like for Breakfast?
    Lucien (3 years): How about Blueberry pie?
    Me: We don't have any blueberry pie
    Lucien : I KNOW that, but... you could make one [smile & tilted head with knowing head nod] Right, mom?

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    #193
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    Alek(3.5yrs) ordered a cheeseburger at Steak N Shake. When the waitress brought his food he opened it to find the kids burger doesn't come with lettuce & tomato. He asked the waitress, "You call this a burger?!"

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    #189
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    Me:I'm dying! I'm starving to death!
    Jarren(7) rolls his eyes: death by starvation takes at least a week!
    Psh, smarty pants! Lol

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    #180
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    My 4 year old son asked me, mommy..... when .....will I be a grown up???? So I told him, proably in about 20 years..he paused for a minute and replied
    Ugggggggg it's taking FOREVER!!

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    #177
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    Me: I love you Landon.
    Landon (3yo): No daddy, I can't love you because I love mommy!
    Too funny to even be upset! Lol

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    #176
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    Just as we got to the neighborhood pool for a swim, my four year old son said after jumping in " oh darn, they put caffeine in it"

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    #174
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    Firefighters come and teach fire safety to a classroom:
    Firefighter: This is a fire alarm. It is used to signal people in a house that there is smoke and maybe even a fire.
    Kindergartner: No it isn't, that's an alarm to tell my mommy that the food is done.


    Reddit!

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    #170
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    Ashlyne was 4 years old
    Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
    Ash:I am a door!
    Me: No you are not a door, you are a window!
    Ash: But, I am a door!

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    #166
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    Alek (15) Watching a commercial where they tell you to be "above the influence" says, "Mom, I'm not above the influence. I AM the influence." How proud a mother am I. :-)

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    #160

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