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    Alek (at 13) - Mom, you're not fat you're fluffy!

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    My husband took to telling my son, Alek, who was 3 at the time, to keep his rubber on, but never explained what it meant. At a family outing, while we waited for others to join us, my sister-in-law's fiance was telling us he was worried about who would take care of her when he joined the Marines. My son piped up & told him, "Don't worry, I'll take care of her & I'll keep my rubber on too!"

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    Billy to Lilly (5): girls are icky!
    Lilly: my mommy says if a boy is mean to a girl he liiiikes her. (she's says with a sassy look on her face then walks away)

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    Were making Gingerbred cookies with the kids
    other teacher: does everyone smell the cookies baking
    Emma(4) no!! I got too much snot up my nose!!!
    Me: please go get a tisue

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    Children at daycare are palying police and fireman!
    Billy makes a 991 call: Someone robed the bank in westfarmington!!!! We gotta ge the police to catch that rober and the fireman to move all those cows!!!!
    Me: trying not to break out in laughter
    John: and it's the only bank in west farmington too!! (he's todally freaking out like this is real 911 call
    other kids are now pretnding to chase cows away and catch the robber!! Lol

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    Alec when he was about 4, pointing to a mangled dead bird - 'What's that?' Me - 'That WAS a seagull. I think it must have died and went to heaven'. Alec - 'Did God throw it back down?'

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    Kitty (now 3) who was in a bad mood, walked in to the kitchen with a scowl on her face 'Mummy who is that?' she asked rudely pointing towards a friend I hadn't t seen in a while 'This is Mummy's friend, Amanda' Kitty frowned 'No Mummy, that's a lady; not a man.'

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    Roxie (18 months) 'What happened to my snot, Mummy?' Me 'You just wiped it on my shirt' Roxie looks at me with a grin 'Oh, thank you Mummy'.

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    'Alec, how would you like another baby brother or sister'. Alec thinks for a moment and replies 'I don't mind, as long as it isn't one that cries all the time like Kitty and Roxie'

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    Alec (Now 6) about a week after we brought his twin sisters home from the hospital - 'Mummy, how long are we keeping them?'

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