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    Dylan(3) points to telegraph/telephone poles and I tell him that the Internet comes down these wires.
    Dylan: "Yes, and telephone comes down them too." he pauses for a moment thinking and then continues, "But not chairs, chairs are too big..."

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    #217
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    I walk into the the kitchen to see Roxie (2) sitting by the open freezer holding something suspicious.
    Me: 'What are you eating? We don't have any ice cream.'
    Roxie: *smiles knowingly* 'I just eatin' ice cream. Look, Mama, it orange!'
    Me: 'That's frozen salmon, darling'.

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    #216
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    Tonight while trick-or-treating Laz hit the jackpot with one particular house in our neighborhood. The man there dumped nearly all of his candy into Laz's bucket. "Oh, good." L. told him. "My bucket's full. Now we can go home."

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    #212
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    This past weekend the twins turned 8. While they were jumping up and down dealing with their sugar induced HIGH - I concentrated on washing the dishes and picking up the torn remnants of wrapping paper I placed far too much emphasis on. Chase was shimmying around dancing with his new WWF figurine, Omar was giggeling his head off for no apparent reason. I was just about to lay down the law and ask that they both be a bit quieter when Chase runs into the kitchen with Omar trailing behind and says "Come on Mom, join in on the laughter, its good for you heart". And you know what?? It was good for my heart!

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    #211
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    One day my husband & I took Alek(5yrs) to KFC when they were promoting the newer Star Wars movies (1-3). They had a souvenir cup in the shape of R2-D2. Alek ordered a kids meal. After we got our food & sat down, he went straight for the toy. Without a word to me or my husband he took his toy to the kid at the register & said, "Excuse me, you gave me the wrong toy. I wanted the robot."

    After we had a good laugh we paid for the robot cup.

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    One day I was at my friends birthday party, we were at the beach splashing around in the water. Her little brother (4) came up to us and said "the sea is cold it makes my willy small"

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    #209
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    I was babysitting my nieces and nephews one day. It was early morning and they were still sleeping, so I decided to play a hidden object game on my laptop. My niece (4) woke up, came downstairs to see me playing and asked if she could help. I was looking for a bone.
    So she sat down, was moving her finger around the screen trying to find it, and said, "Come on f---ing bone, where are you?!"
    I tried so hard not to laugh. xD

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    #208
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    I was watching my 3 year old nephew while his mother was giving birth to his sister. She'd been in labor for quite a few hours.
    Gavin: When is mommy coming home?
    Me: I don't know, sweetie, it could be awhile. Mommy still has to deliver the baby.
    Gavin: Deliver it?! Where is she taking my baby sister? I thought it was supposed to come to us!

    I cracked up! (:

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    #207
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    I took my nephew Gavin (3) to the bathroom at a restaurant. He was newly potty-trained at the time.
    Gavin pulls down his pants, lifts up the toilet seat, and right before he started doing his business, he yelled, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

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    #206
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    After going to pick up my 3 year old son from his friend's house, i was greeted with 'Mommy, you broke my heart! I thought I'd never see you again!'

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    #205

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