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When my daughter was around four years old, it seemed like every time we would sit down to eat dinner, she would have to go to the bathroom. Knowing that her older brother would make fun of her, she made up the excuse that she would "have to go feed her babies" which were her dolls, and leave the dinner table. It took a couple of times of this before we caught on to the fact that she was really running to the bathroom.
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I am a 39 old single mother with a beautiful 5 year old son. He says the craziest things. He thinks he is a super hero and has created his own word....amonst other things. he thinks he is Batman or Superman and says he is stelicate.
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After hearing her toddler try to clear her throat several times, Mom asked, "What's wrong?"
Toddler: I have a turtle.
Mom: You have what? A turtle?
Toddler: Yes, you know . I have a turtle in my throat.
Finally understanding, Mom said, Oh, you mean you have a frog in your throat. -
When my niece's parents went away to Santa Barbara for their anniversary she was asked "Do you know anniversary means?" her answer was "No. I've never been to Santa Barbara."
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"Coach, he called me the "G word!"
"The what"
"The G word, i'm not aloud to say it"
"Well just tell me"
"He called me a jerk!"
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"Ryan you're a bee"
"What's that mean?
"You're a bee Ryan, you could make honey all day!" -
When my 7th grade students ask in December, "Why do I need to put my name on my paper?"
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"So what are we gonna do nexterday?"
"What is nexterday?"
"You know, the next day after today!"
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