"Coach, he called me the "G word!"
"The what"
"The G word, i'm not aloud to say it"
"Well just tell me"
"He called me a jerk!"
...maybe we need a spelling lesson
"Ryan you're a bee"
"What's that mean?
"You're a bee Ryan, you could make honey all day!"
When my 7th grade students ask in December, "Why do I need to put my name on my paper?"
"So what are we gonna do nexterday?"
"What is nexterday?"
"You know, the next day after today!"