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    Lazareux is my five year old son. Several days ago my husband was having a discussion about Soviet Russia. Laz was listening intently as he always does and informed his father that "There is no Soviet Russia. It collapsed, Dad. It's just Russia now."

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    Omar told me the other day that he really wanted to see God. He asked me what God looked like and his twin brother Chase chimmed in and said "you know what he looks like, he has long hair and wears God-clothes and flip flops". I'm not sure what "God-clothes" are but I like to think He wears flip-flops like me!

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    Claire was about 6 when we were driving by an Hitachi factory in Albuquerque when she saw the steam from the chimneys and said, "that's where they make poison apples."

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    Kids are very, very honest! So when my (then 4 years old) son told this truth I almost fell over! We were in line at the grocery store and (I've told them several times to give the people in front of us some "personal space") my sons face was waist-high to the woman in front of him. Chase says "Mommy her bottom smells like the fish we just bought". The customer in front of us turned and gave a nasty look! Honesty IS the best policy though!

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    After watching Toy Story, our son (then 5) was running around trying to act like Buzz Lightyear.

    I asked him what Buzz said and he shouted, "To Insanity, and Beyond!"

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    #200
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    Jasmine: "Mama, can I sit on a cloud one day?"

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    My daughter was about 5 years old, and we were saying our horoscope signs and she's a Sagittarius but she blurted out "I'm a Vegetarian!".

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    Jasmine(4): How do you make peanut butter? Me: I'm not sure what the process is. Jasmine: It's prolly made with peanuts and butter.

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    When my daughter was 8 months old, she passed gas heartily. We all laughed and asked, "What was that?" She pointed to the dog and said, "Doggy."

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    After class, a student waits patiently for her teacher to finish up dismissing the rest of the students. When the teacher comes over the student pulls out a colorful poster with her name spelled out in capital, bold letters and tells her, 'Teacher, this is for you because I know you like every color of the rainbow and you remind of all of them because you are so beautiful, nice, and caring everyday to me."

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