158 people sharing 194 kidisms
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    Lucien (3 yrs): Mom, how do you make a diamond?
    Me: well it starts with a lump of coal, and then extreme pressure turns it into a diamond
    Lucien:My Daddy is really strong, he could make a diamond
    Me: well, no human is strong enough to make a diamond
    Lucien: Well Mom, I can [forms "v" with 2 fingers, than "v" with 2 other fingers and inverts to make a diamond]

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    Me: What would you like for Breakfast?
    Lucien (3 years): How about Blueberry pie?
    Me: We don't have any blueberry pie
    Lucien : I KNOW that, but... you could make one [smile & tilted head with knowing head nod] Right, mom?

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    Last night, Kieran, my 3 year old, in all seriousness said to me; "Mommy, you must go buy another baby." :)

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    #191
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    ‎"daddy, did you win at football?", "no i was rubbish and we lost 6-3", "oh daddy, when you lose its more like a rugby score than a football one"

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    #190
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    Alek(3.5yrs) ordered a cheeseburger at Steak N Shake. When the waitress brought his food he opened it to find the kids burger doesn't come with lettuce & tomato. He asked the waitress, "You call this a burger?!"

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    #189
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    During 'Kid Church,' the teacher was sharing the idea about having HONOR with your parents...the kiddos shared they do so by:
    -cleaning their room
    -putting their dirty clothes down the laundry shoot
    -telling them, "I love you"
    -eating their dinner, INCLUDING broccoli at the dinner table

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    #188
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    i was putting my pjs on and grace said you need to close the door i asked grace why and grace said becase daddy might see you neaked

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    Me at 4: Mommy, I gotta go pee!
    Mom: Fill your boots.
    *I go and pee in my boots* .. Yes, I was a very literal child.

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    #186
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    Aaron (6): Dad, respectfully, your iPad needs charging.

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    I got called back to Lucien's bed to be told something very important...
    Lucien (2 1/2yrs old):"Mom, something is missing from our house."
    Me: "Oh? What's that?"
    Lucien [in a very serious tone]: "Did you know we don't have ANY cupcakes here?"

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    #184

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