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I was looking for something, looked everywhere. asked my mom.
me: where is x
mom: look in the closet
I looked for a while. did not find it. came back
me: are you sure it is there?
mom: it is in my goor(means grave in farsi)
I go searching again, come back
me: where is your goor? -
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I'm the oldest of 7. About a month ago I was at my parents house, playing Smash Brothers Brawl with 2 of my sisters and the older of my brothers when my youngest brother runs up to me. Out of the blue he inquires "If any of the Smash Brothers characters could be your girlfriend who would it be?" "hmmm..." I say, pretending to ponder on the idea for a moment "...I would probably pick Samus because she's from the future. She could tell me about future things." "Oh, that's a good reason." he concedes "but I would probably have Princess Zelda be my girlfriend, because she can turn into a boy." Then he just ran off.
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The other night as I was trying on a few dresses I had bought for a work party of my husbands and the boys were in the bath, my older son, gabe, said " you look hot mommy...but maybe too hot
You don't need to look hot anymore since your married" :) -
My 4 year old son asked me, mommy..... when .....will I be a grown up???? So I told him, proably in about 20 years..he paused for a minute and replied
Ugggggggg it's taking FOREVER!! -
Me: I love you Landon.
Landon (3yo): No daddy, I can't love you because I love mommy!
Too funny to even be upset! Lol -
Landon (3yo): Daddy, I'm sick.
Me: Why are you sick?
Landon: I have little tiny germs in my belly daddy.
Hilarious! -
Just as we got to the neighborhood pool for a swim, my four year old son said after jumping in " oh darn, they put caffeine in it"
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My daughter, who is a Katy Perry fan but don't know yet how to spell/read, was trying to search for her music videos on Google, but was typing Carte Peru. Carte being the french word of Map, she was raging because she kept getting Maps of Peru instead.
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