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    Recently while drinking a big glass of milk, my 4 year old said Dad, this milk is mouth watering. I guess someone forgot to take out the mouth water.

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    There's a new Kia dealership celebrating their festive opening weekend just a few blocks up from my apartment complex. Browsing the display car and waiting to speak with a dealer I noticed a kid, maybe 7 or 8, waltz right in by himself and toss a handful of change on the receptionists counter. The lady, looking amused, asked if the kid wanted to buy a car. The young child looking agitated said "Of course not, how much for the balloons?"

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    Firefighters come and teach fire safety to a classroom:
    Firefighter: This is a fire alarm. It is used to signal people in a house that there is smoke and maybe even a fire.
    Kindergartner: No it isn't, that's an alarm to tell my mommy that the food is done.


    Reddit!

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    We were watching robin hood men in tights in the theaters. The scene which king Richard showed up started.
    Kid: Mommy, Mommy It's captain Picard!
    The entire theater laughed for a good 5-10 minutes:)

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    with my second grade camper: Aviv (the camper): My side hurts!!! Me: well which side? Aviv: I don't knowwwww

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    Ashlyne was 4 years old
    Me: Are you a boy or a girl?
    Ash:I am a door!
    Me: No you are not a door, you are a window!
    Ash: But, I am a door!

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    (My daughter, trying to take a pain killer. She tried
    in vain to take the lid off the bottle.)
    Me: "Anna, its a child-proof cap, let me open it up for you!"
    Anna: "How does it know it’s me?!"

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    After picking my 5 year old up from daycare...
    Carson: I missed you today.
    Me: I missed you too!
    Stephanie: Didn't you miss me?
    Carson: NO..., but I did put you on the prayer list.

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    Before running by my aunts to grab something, our conversation goes like this...
    Me: We're not getting out of the car, I just have to run by and get something.
    Gunner (2 years): Faye Faye doesn't have a drive-thru...?

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    Lucien (3 years): Mom, want to see my mean face?
    Me: Sure
    Lucien: [making mean face] Mom, see how I have one eyebrow up? Isn't that cool? Mom say "how did you do that?"
    Me: How did you do that?
    Lucien: first I do this [gritting teeth] then I just do this [lifting eyebrow] [smug look of satisfaction & a head nod]

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