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(After camping out all weekend)
Chase: Mom - can I please stay home today and make more s'mores?
Me: No! You can't just stay home from school to make s'mores all day.
Chase: No, we can play video games too, not just do one thing all day! Gosh Mom!! -
Me: Aren't you guys lucky?? Dozens of Valentine's Day cards from friends and family, a party at school and tons of candy! What more could a kid want besides lots of love and candy?
Chase and Omar (in unison): Video Games!! -
I walked in the door yesterday and Chase (8) had several bumps on his cheeks.
Me: "Chase, what happend buddy - where did all those bumps come from? I hope you are not getting chicken pox."
Chase: "That's impossible! Everyone knows you get chicken pox when a chicken bites you and I havent even been near any live chickens." -
This past weekend the twins turned 8. While they were jumping up and down dealing with their sugar induced HIGH - I concentrated on washing the dishes and picking up the torn remnants of wrapping paper I placed far too much emphasis on. Chase was shimmying around dancing with his new WWF figurine, Omar was giggeling his head off for no apparent reason. I was just about to lay down the law and ask that they both be a bit quieter when Chase runs into the kitchen with Omar trailing behind and says "Come on Mom, join in on the laughter, its good for you heart". And you know what?? It was good for my heart!
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Omar told me the other day that he really wanted to see God. He asked me what God looked like and his twin brother Chase chimmed in and said "you know what he looks like, he has long hair and wears God-clothes and flip flops". I'm not sure what "God-clothes" are but I like to think He wears flip-flops like me!
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Kids are very, very honest! So when my (then 4 years old) son told this truth I almost fell over! We were in line at the grocery store and (I've told them several times to give the people in front of us some "personal space") my sons face was waist-high to the woman in front of him. Chase says "Mommy her bottom smells like the fish we just bought". The customer in front of us turned and gave a nasty look! Honesty IS the best policy though!
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